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Homestar Fortress by DaBurninator Homestar Fortress by DaBurninator
…And you thought Poker Night at the Inventory was the best crossover ever.

This calls for a CAST LIST!!!

Homestar Runner as the Scout:
When I first saw the Meet the Scout trailer on YouTube my jaw just flat out dropped. Ball cap? Red shirt? Runs fast? Yup, we have a winner! Just cut off the arms, paint the skin white, and… Yeah! It’s freakin’ Homestar!!! Need I explain more as to why this matchup works so well that it’s not even funny? I didn’t think so.

Homsar as the Soldier:
Now this one had to take a little thought. Only a little. Because the way Homsar wore that orange plastic bowl over his eyes in Army made him an odd but perfect match for the Soldier class. Ooh, and look! If it isn’t the movies bazooka! …does Homsar even know how to use one??

Strong Mad as the Heavy (Weapons Guy):
Looks like we have another winner, and he’s just about as happy about it as any of you guys could be! I mean, this one was just too obvious, although I’ll have to admit that getting the pose right was pretty tough. Plus I feel kinda bad that I couldn’t find a way to “homestarify” that whopping huge gatling gun, but it still looks awesome.

Strong Sad as the Medic:
I guess some of you are confused with this one, because Depressio here sure is. He’s all like, “I’m finding it hard to describe how uncomfortable I feel holding this weird looking saw right now…” Anyway, my second choice would’ve been Bubs for the Medic class, being that he’s a certified “Unethical Quack”, as evidenced in Bug in Mouth Disease, but the way the Medic isn’t exactly suited for the best combat really does a good job at fitting with Strong Sad’s sissy attitude. So… umm… moving on!

The Cheat as the Engineer:
Strong Bad’s diligent lackey has sometimes had a knack for whipping up contraptions to help him cheat at stuff, like bottomless two-foot pits, lazer lemons, and videro cameras, so why not give him a role where he can build stuff to help everybody on his team cheat at stuff? Not to mention those Harold Strap Coopmore shades from Space Program look super cool with his costume. Meh.

Bubs as the Demoman:
Maybe it had something to do with the eyepatch going good with his uneven eyes. Plus he’s always looked cool with a beard/mustache like in previous Halloween costumes. Whatever the case, Bubs makes a good Demoman… because if he was a BAD Demoman he wouldn’t be in the picture right now! Don’t forget to remove the fthoom, all you need is the bang.

Coach Z as the Sniper:
Isn’t it funny how these two characters have so much in common? They’ve both got that tall, skinny look to them, and everyone makes fun of their accent and spreads rumors about them sleeping in strange places… I guess the Coach volunteered for the part because he was told he was gonna get to pee in a cup. And so he does. Sick…

The Poopsmith as the Pyro:
Not only do the vows of silence of these two characters mesh so freaking awesomely, but what I’m really loving here is the Municipality gas mask. Not to mention the flamethrower that shoots chocolate hundred dollar bills from Different Town. Two whatsit-covered thumbs up!

Strong Bad as the Spy:
Oh. My. Goodness. Graphics! A real hit with the ladies, that Strong Bad, dressin’ all fancy like that. It’s been shown before that he’s used disguise tactics like the Spy, and made many attempts to pass himself off as another character for cheating’s sake, like in Jumping Jack Contest, Pumpkin Carve-nival, and Secret Identity. The job is pretty much pass or fail, but this costume is pure WIN, boxing gloves down!

And there you have it!
Homestar Runner © TBC + Team Fortress 2 © Valve = :faint:
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HypoThermus Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Student General Artist
Strong Bad's wearing a mask on top of his own mask...
fastpager200 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Student Artist
left to right:
strong medic
strong heavy
sniper Z [or coach sniper?]
strong spy
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
That's a pretty good sum-up.
fastpager200 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Student Artist
and the 20X6 forms would be civillians. you know the TF2 glitch?
and the guys without 20X6 forms would have fake ones anyway.
LongTimeHippogriff Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This needs to be a game. Like, now.
TheFazoob Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011   Digital Artist
I really want to hear Missy Palmer saying "You must not fail, this time!"
Kolkwitzia Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Student Digital Artist
valkiriforce Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
Strongbad as Spy FTW.
ProsecutorBlue Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
It's the little things that make me love these pictures. I probably never would have thought to include the rusty steak knife or the fireworks. Those are both genius ideas.
And yes, this has been my wallpaper for the past month now.
Veninax Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
Perfect. It really is.
Uzi9000 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2011
Great crossover-series, man! :D
crazysonicdude Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011
Ta-Daaah! I commented AFTER favouriting, can I has cookie?
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011
I took out those "comment before faving plz" things a while ago. They just seemed more annoying than helpful.
But all that aside... Somebody get this kid a Toll House!!
Gamerguy915 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Andyroid Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011
Heh, these are some pretty good match-ups! I can just see it now...

SB: Hey, Homsoldier, I'ma go sap the crap outta that sentry, can you cover me?
Homsar: Aaah'm the last angry manicurist!
SB: Uh, against my better judgement, I'm gonna take that as a "yes"...
Maskmario10 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2011
Announcer: Marzipan
MetalAura Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The funny think is there perfect for the classes! Good Job!
OnionBubs Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011
Just the other day I was thinking about the Heavy having Strong Mad's voice, and then I found this. Pure genius!
OrcaSnack-Garth Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dude. Would you mind if I used this list-down for Homestarified TF2 characters for an animation I'm doing? XD
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011
I say just go for it, ya know. Move forward, commit to yourself, and go. for. it!
OrcaSnack-Garth Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ddog5000 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011
wolffanmarching Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011
I imagine Crack Stuntman as Saxton Hale. I mean think about it- 'BLAGH, I'm Saxton Hale, here to sell you crappy goods that may randomly catch fire!"
Wannabecriminalman Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011
*Cardgage as announcer*: "Oh, you'd best not frail this chime Bertalies."
RGB64 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
I'm a Foace-a-Natuh!
ZOMGwingly Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The funny thing is, I was just thinking about this the other day. And I came to most of the same conclusions you did! Joy!
Because of Poker Night, these two franchises are forever joined together in my head.
Mega-Man-King Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Have you considered crossing Homestar with Regular Show? Here's how I picture it:


Strong Bad-Rigby


Strong Mad-Skips

Coach Z-Pops


The Cheat-Muscle Man

B.G.G.-High Five Ghost
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
Man, I really need to start watching cartoons again... Sorry, but I don't know the show that well, so I guess I'm gonna have to leave this to someone else. I'm sure there are some other superfans out there, and I wouldn't want to ruin every opportunity they could have by doing Homestar X Everything... I'd be dead before all that would ever get finished. But man, for some reason my TV's been off for way too long.
atmic Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011
Fantastic choices. Now I'm going to imagine all the TF2 crew's lines in their Homestar counterparts' voices.
TomQuoVadis Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You forgot to mention that Strong Bad actually did an episode on all the stuff he'd do if he were invisible. PERFECT MATCH FOR THE SPY!
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
Hope Strong-Heavy doesn't accidentally sit on him.
TomQuoVadis Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohhhh I think I'm going to like you. C8
crudmonky-NTParaket Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
strong bad should have been heavy but still nice job :D
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
The Heavy had some boxing gloves of his own, so I can see the sense in that.
Bluezbreakr Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
This is spot on. You seriously couldn't have pinned each character more perfectly, and the design is flawless. Fantastic.
slipstream3d Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I have logged in for the first time in possibly three years just to fave this. Friggin' awesome job.
Iron-Artist Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
this is so amazing! immediate fave
Emiko666 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011
Very creative! I should really follow HSR again...
voodoo-kid Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011
Also, Pom Pom is Saxton Hale, The King of Town is the announcer, and Marzipan is outside of the Valve building protesting the excessive violence in the game.
ToastWizard Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
So in other words, she's one of the hippies that get beaten to death by Sax-Pom Hale? Sounds good to me! :D
voodoo-kid Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011
I imagine Strong Sad deploying the UberCharge while doing his laugh from DNA Evidence.
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011
"WaAaAaAah! These easter pants are gettin' waaaaay tooooo tiiiight!"
Starcross64 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011
Wow, this is crazy awesome! :D
happybutbored Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Genius. Pure genius.:wow:
nyra711 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Absolutely perfect! Although Marzipan could fit in with the Announcer as being the only girl, lol.
gmodboy123 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
I was thinking Marzipan could be Miss Pauling, or she could be the Announcer, but i'd think Marzipan could be Miss Pauling.
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011
That's where I wonder why they didn't have her put in the original promo poster somewhere. That would've been cool. At least they finally made a Meet the Medic video.
nyra711 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Why can I see Marzipan saying "The enemy has stolen our intelligence." to Homestar? xD

I dunno though, maybe they didn't have a model for her then?
straYDoubter Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2011
I don't know. How can you steal something that was never there?
nyra711 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Because- good point...although there was that one email where Strong Bad said that HS would say something so stupid he'd reset back to smart :l
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