Aaah, I remember this classic.
But personally, if I were lookin' at a thing in a bag, it's gotta be something besides... well, the bottom of the freakin' bag.
And so that begs the question. What would this thing have to be?
Of course it'd have to satisfy the following criteria:
(1: It's friggin' awesome.
(2: It's friggin' awesome to look at.
(3: It's friggin' awesome to look at in a bag.
All I've thought of so far is stuff like, I dunno, a baby rattlesnake, a 200-year-old mold, or a picture of Homestar's mom (but that sounds pretty creepy and I might go to jail)...