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If you’re playing as a heavyweight, take a shot.
    
If it’s Morton, take another shot.

If you’re racing on any track from the latest DLC pack, take a shot.

If you’re racing on any N64 track, take a shot.

If you’re racing on any form of Rainbow Road, take a shot.

If you screw up the start boost and your engine blows up, take a shot.

If you trail your banana, shell, etc. behind your vehicle out of instinct as you’re approaching another item box, and crying a little bit on the inside, because deep down you wish so much that you could carry two different items at once, like how it was with games before MK8 came around, take a shot.

Count the number of coins you get from item boxes during a race.  For every ten coin items you get, take a shot.
    Or just skip this one, if you actually want to live.  Seriously.

If you go for any coins that are on the OUTSIDE of a curve, take a shot.

If you run into a banana because it looked like a coin from far away, take a shot.

If a single hit from anything drops you at least 6 places down, take a shot.

If you get hit by anything right at a gap jump or gliding section and you to fall into the abyss, take a shot.

If you get hit by anything when you're a short length away from the finish line, take a shot.

If you fall into a pit and Lakitu puts you back where you started rather than on the other side, like a MORON, take a shot.

If getting hit by any item causes you to miss a booster pad, take a shot.

If you use a mushroom right after getting hit by anything, take a shot.

If you quickly get rid of your mushrooms right before you pass by another set of boxes so you can hopefully grab an item that actually does something, take a shot.

If you miss getting an item box, take a shot.

Anytime you get a Super Horn and you’re NOT in first, take a shot.

When you get a Super Horn AFTER getting creamed by a blue shell, take a shot.

If your piranha plant doesn’t help you to pass anyone AT ALL, take a shot.

If you have a Crazy 8 and the first thing you use is the star or red shell, take a shot.

If another racer steals the star from your Crazy 8, take a shot.

If your fire flower hits absolutely no one, take a shot.

When you get hit by a green shell that someone threw from two laps ago, take a shot.

Whenever a buttload of shells and at least one boomerang are in the same room together, take a shot.

When your red shell commits suicide by running into a wall, a sitting banana, or something stupid like that which never happens with COMs, take a shot.

If someone’s blooper ink actually does make you screw up for once, then you’ve been playing this drinking game WAY too long.  Also, take a shot.

Anytime the racer in front of and/or behind you gets the exact same item as you do, take a shot.

When a racer in front of you gets a drastically better item than you, take a shot.

If lightning strikes as you are using a mushroom shortcut, or are about to, take a shot.

If lightning strikes while you have a shell, and the shell decides to hop in front of your path, causing you to tumble right after your spinout, take a shot.

Anytime you get triple reds and then get blown up by a bomb or fire flower or struck by lightning very soon after, bottom line being the thing is totally wasted, take a shot.

Anytime you put a banana on the edge of a ramp, take a shot.

Anytime you put a banana in a tight space, take a shot.

Anytime you put a banana on the inside of a curve, take a shot.

Anytime you put a banana next to another banana, take a shot.

Anytime you go for a whole lap or two with nothing but a single banana, take a shot.

When a bullet bill is being followed by another bullet bill, take a shot.

If you get a lightning and you hold on to it for any longer than 2 seconds under any circumstances, take a shot.

If you lose your lightning after getting struck by someone else’s lightning (Really, that actually happens! NO ONE IS SAFE!!), take a shot.

If you run into a shell, as opposed to one running into you, take a shot.

If you have a red shell or three and any racer SLAMS ON THE BRAKES to let you pass so that you’ll go off to slaughter someone else instead of them, take a shot.

If you have a star or bullet bill and you look at the gamepad to see if anyone has a lightning, take a shot.

If you’re close to last place and all the game gives you is a mushroom or banana, take a shot.
    If it’s coins, take another shot.  Or hang yourself.  That works too.

If a blue shell comes for you at the VERY SECOND you get in first, take a shot.

If you get caught in another racer’s kamikaze blue shell explosion, take a shot.

If you get hit by a red shell right after a blue shell, take a shot.

If you get hit by a blue or red shell right after a lightning, take a shot.

If the blue shell hits you when you’re clearly NOT in first, take a shot.

If another racer gets triple red shells, hits you, stops to hit you again, stays to hit you one more time, and drives off with a bullet bill on the next item box, might as well down the whole bottle.  Then break the bottle.  Then find out where the f***er lives, break into their house, stab them to death with the shards of the broken bottle, and use the parts of the corpse to make red shells of your own.  Also, take a shot.

If you wait for the time between races to take shots, take a shot.

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:iconstrongseanmann:
StrongSeanMann Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxv4F7…

"I am a huddled mass!"
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DaBurninator Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015
It's finalully here!
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Freezair Featured By Owner May 19, 2015
Hey, Mr. Burninator! Where do you stand on doing fan-Keyblades for movies released by Disney under Touchstone, like, say, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Would you consider them "off-limits" since they're still technically Disney, and do technically stand a chance of being in future games (heck, The Nightmare Before Christmas made it!) or are they game? Because I think Who Framed Roger Rabbit would make for an amazing Keyblade... even if it's only partially animated... Okay, so I'm really asking about Roger Rabbit here. 

If Roger's a no-go, then I recommend for Keybladeification... FernGully! One of the most anvilicious movies of the 90's, but by George, if the gorgeous animation, as well as Tim Curry and the late Robin Williams trying to out-ham each other, don't make it bearable. :D 
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DaBurninator Featured By Owner May 19, 2015
Well a while back I did make a Toontown KB which may also count as Roger Rabbit too probably?  I've thought of redoing a lot of those old ones...

And yes, Ferngully will count in the Non-Disney folder.
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Freezair Featured By Owner May 22, 2015
I hadn't even thought about the Toontown/RR connection! Maybe because "Toontown" now makes me think of that old MMO Disney used to run... 
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2ndMercWithAMouth Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Student Filmographer
Hey dude, How about some Marvel Keyblades or some Star Wars Keys :)
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:icondaburninator:
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015
Oh believe me, I'm working on getting to that.
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2ndMercWithAMouth Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015  Student Filmographer
Sweet :)
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Nihatemoon Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015
could you do keyblade from Horus prince of the Sun
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:icondaburninator:
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2015
Wow, that one almost never occurred to me.
I'll definitely have to look into it.
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MrMadManiac Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist
DAMMIT I THOUGHT I WATCHED YOU!
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Sganarelle77 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Your art is absolutely awesome! I look forward to seeing more Homestar Runner characters in random costumes and situations. Rock, Rock On!
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carnifex125 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
LAPier
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PoisndartDragoon Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015   Writer
That's a lot of cool Keyblades there. You don't mind if I ask you for a suggestion? If not, then that's fine. =3
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:icondaburninator:
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
Like what?
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PoisndartDragoon Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015   Writer
(thinks) Hmm... I know that I may not have interesting ideas much, but maybe a Keyblade that represents Ganondorf, like the one that he wielded the Great Swords from Hyrule Warriors? ^^;
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:icondaburninator:
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Edited Mar 16, 2015
Shucks, I don't do *Nintendo keyblades.

*Though smash bros could work fine.
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BottledMouse Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
AWESOME!!
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Tommypezmaster Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
Do you do request on Homestar Runner Halloween costumes?

Case I got some good ideas.
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:icondaburninator:
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
Okay, shoot.
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Tommypezmaster Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
Homestar Runner: Rayman
Strongbad: Tamaki Kawazoe (Bamboo Blade)
Marzipan: Maylu Sakuai (MegaMan: Battle Network)
Strong Sad: Lord Nightmare (Kriby: Nightmare in Dreamland)
Bubs: Remington Tufflips (Sanjay and Craig)
Coach Z: Jimmy Two Shoes
Strong Mad: Rocket Raccoon (Guardians of The Galaxy)
The Cheat: Joey (Oggy and The Cockroaches)
King of Town: Mayor Pelican (Blinky Bill)
Poopsmith: Ripto (Spyro 2)
Homsar: Asterix

Let me know when finished.
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DaBurninator Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
I imagine I'd do most of these in singles.
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trentharvestmoon Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015
i haven't seen homestar runner in a long time maybe cause i found out about inanimate insanity 
do you still take suggestions?
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:icondaburninator:
DaBurninator Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015
Fire away. :icontakecoverplz:
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trentharvestmoon Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015
how about an hetalia keyblade 

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